I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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