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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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