yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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