Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I bet he comes in French.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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