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  you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over

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• (646): View more from New York

  Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.

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