question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.