no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
