I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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