so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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