There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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