Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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