plz talk dirty to me
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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