Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
i think my cat just said my name.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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