My brain says no but my pants say off.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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