Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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