Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
