So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
