So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
