my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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