ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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