i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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