You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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