I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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