I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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