how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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