We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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