Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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