I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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