not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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