"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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