Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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