I like my sex mixed with concussions.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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