we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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