He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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