sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
