VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Randomize