Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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