brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
