It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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