Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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