OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Randomize