i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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