I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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