ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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