Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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