I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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