just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Still dying that you shit outside
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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