Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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