Pappa wants mamma naked
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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