she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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