Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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