Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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