Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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