he wants to bone in the snuggie
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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