Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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