So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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