Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
