i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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