Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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